Mad As A Hatter

Hi I'm Marcelle and I watch too much TV

kingfausto:

imagine scott pilgrim where everything is exactly the same except danny devito is scott

(via battledad)

breadmaakesyoufat:

this one time when i was seven i thought that i could talk to trees (because i had no friends), and i use to sit by them and say things and one day i was talking to my tree friend called kevin and this girl went up to me and said “are you talking to that tree, freak!” and i started crying and hugged on to the tree, and while she was laughing one of the branches fell on the girls head, thanks kevin.

(Source: breadmaakesyoufat, via frollickingfox)

narwhal-noir:

I took my girlfriend to an improv show the other night and during intermission we were passionately arguing over whether half a 5 Hour Energy shot would give you 2.5 hours of energy or 5 hours of half-assed energy so we turned around to ask the opinions of the three people behind us and one of them said “Are all your arguments like this because we heard you in the lobby earlier fighting over the right way to pronounce ‘egg’?”

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420-247:

chanted:

I hate it when you are having a bad day and everyone takes it personally, like no i hate myself, not you. get the fuck over yourself.

wow i’m actually so glad this post as been made

(via frollickingfox)

douhgnut:

why get a job when you can sell oregano to middle-schoolers and tell them it’s weed

(via muggle-whovian)